Patty made a post over at Penalty Killing with a link to an interview with Brenden Morrow saying he thinks Russell Crowe would play him in a movie. Now Brenden, nothing against Russell Crowe but no. Just no. So I took the liberty of searching IMDB to find a suitable actor to fulfill the greatness that is the Morrownator. I enlisted the help of Caitlin from Hockey Coma, and we found actors for every player on the team, and the list is as follows….
Krys Barch played by Noah Wyle
Noah Wyle has been seen in such things as ER and The Librarian
Stu Barnes played by Michael Biehn
Michael Biehn has been seen in such thins as the Terminator and Clockstoppers
Phillipe Boucher played by Christian Bale
Christian Bale has been seen in such things as Batman Begins and Little Women
Chris Conner played by Jonathan Taylor Thomas
JTT has been in such things as Home Improvement and Wild America
Trevor Daley played by Brandon Quinton Adams
Brandon Quintin Adams has been seen in such things as The Mighty Ducks and the Sandlot
Loui Eriksson played by Casey Affleck
Casey Affleck has been seen in such things as 200 Cigarettes and Ocean’s Eleven
Mark Fistric played by Eldon Henson
Eldon Henson has been seen in such things as The Mighty Ducks and O
Nicklas Grossman played by Aaron Lohr
Aaron Lohr has been seen in such things as D2: The Mighty Ducks and Daydream Believer: The Monkees Story
Jeff Halpern played by Zachary Ty Bryan
Zachary Ty Bryan has been seen in such things as Home Improvement and The Rage: Carrie 2
Niklas Hagman played by Gaspard Ulliel
Gaspard Ulliel has been seen in such things as Hannibal Rising and A Very Long Engagement
Jussi Jokinen played by Chad Michael Murray
Chad Michael Murry has been seen in such things as A Cinderella Story and One Tree Hill
Jere Lehtinen played by Stellan Skarsgard
Stellan Skarsgard has been seen in such things as The Glass House and Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End
Joel Lundqvist played by Cillian Murphy
Cillian Murphy has been seen in such things as Red Eye and 28 Days Later
Antti Miettinen played by Joshua Jackson
Joshua Jackson has been seen in such things as The Mighty Ducks and Dawson’s Creek
Mike Modano played by Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise has been seen in such things as Mission Impossible and Jerry Maguire
Brenden Morrow played by Eric Peter-Kaiser
Eric Peter-Kaiser has been seen in such things as Miracle and Zero Hour
Matt Niskanen played by Taran Noah Smith
Taran Noah-Smith has been seen in such things as Home Improvement and Little Bigfoot 2
Matthias Norstrom played by Ed Harris
Ed Harris has been seen in such things as Apollo 13 and A Beautiful Mind
Steve Ott played by Seann William Scott
Sean William Scott has been seen in such things as American Pie and Mr. Woodcock
Mike Ribeiro played by Sacha Baron Cohen
Sacha Baron Cohen has been seen in such things as Borat and Talladega Nights
Stéphane Robidas played by Joaquin Phoenix
Joaquin Phoenix has been seen in such things as Signs and Ladder 49
Mike Smith played by Andy Samberg
Andy Samberg has been seen in such things as Saturday Night Live and Hot Rod
Marty Turco played by Papa John
(in his debut performance)
Papa John has been seen on such things as Papa John ads and coupons
Brad Winchester played by Vincent Larusso
Vincent Larusso has been seen in such things as The Mighty Ducks trilogy
Sergei Zubov played by Gary Oldman
Gary Oldman has been seen in such things as Harry Potter and Hannibal
Dave Tippett played by Emilio Estevez
Emilio Estevez has been seen in such things as The Mighty Ducks and Young Guns
So there you have it, the cast of the Dallas Stars.
Tags: Dallas Stars Cast, Random
January 16, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Jen, I have not laughed this hard in a long time.
GORDON BOMBAY IS OUR HEAD COACH, Y’ALL!
January 16, 2008 at 11:47 pm
PERFECT
THIS POST IS PERFECT
THE MOST PERFECT THING I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER
INSPIRED.
January 17, 2008 at 12:02 am
I glad you likie!
January 17, 2008 at 10:32 am
You are the most talented young lady I have ever known.
January 17, 2008 at 10:58 am
You are the most talented young lady I have ever known.
OMG HI JEN’S MOM!!!!
And I would definitely agree with you that Jen’s the most talented person I know! (Well played, Jenlo, well played!)
January 17, 2008 at 11:36 am
Marty Turco played by Papa John? GENIUS!
January 17, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Haha, Turco being Papa John goes back so many years haha back to when he actually had hair! Everytime they’d play Papa John commercials during the games like 4 or 5 years ago I’d be like “OMG TURCO PLZ BE IN PAPA JOHN COMMERCIAL”
January 17, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Everytime they’d play Papa John commercials during the games like 4 or 5 years ago I’d be like “OMG TURCO PLZ BE IN PAPA JOHN COMMERCIAL”
And now I just see Marty out of goalie gear and I’m like, “Hey, don’t we pay you enough money to deliver me some pizza and some cheesy garlic bread with that awesomely crack-addictive garlic sauce? Mmm, Papa John’s!”
January 17, 2008 at 1:19 pm
and the fact that he used to look like this just pushes the Marty/Papa John love along.
January 17, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Gary Oldman as Sergei Zubov is double-genius.
And Sacha Baron Cohen has to dress just like that in order to play Ribs.
And pretty much every other one is hilarious, too. I really liked your choice for Happy Meals. Little Bigfoot 2? Um… struggling.
January 17, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Gary Oldman as Sergei Zubov is double-genius.
Caitlin actually gets the credit for that one!
And Sacha Baron Cohen has to dress just like that in order to play Ribs.
Oh totally, that picture was what sealed the deal for him to play Ribbons.
I really liked your choice for Happy Meals. Little Bigfoot 2? Um… struggling.
I’ve never actually heard of that movie haha but it’s on his IMDB, and I wanted 2 TV shows/films for each person, and it was that or some other stupid movie. But Little Bigfoot 2 sounded lamer.
January 17, 2008 at 1:35 pm
And Sacha Baron Cohen has to dress just like that in order to play Ribs.
I know! Jen showed it to me and I nearly died. Have you seen the Bruno sketches from the Ali G show, Patty? (After the success of Borat, they’ve greenlit the Bruno movie, so I suspect in about a year or two you’re going to be cracking up more, seeing that all over billboards and some such.)
January 17, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I haven’t actually seen the Ali G show, but I’ve heard so much about it I feel like I have.
January 17, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Oh BRUUUUUUUUNO. I love Bruno.
I especially liked the photo of Taran Noah Smith that Jenlo used. Awesome.
January 17, 2008 at 9:53 pm
i LOVE the fact that the entire child-cast of Home Improvement is cast in this movie, in addition to pretty much every kid that played in the mighty ducks movies!!! GENIUS!!!
January 19, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Okay, somebody is clearly a “Home Improvement” fan :P
Still, this is some inspired casting, right here!
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April 13, 2009 at 9:13 pm
WOW jen called everybody in the kid cast of home improvement is in here and almost all of the entire cast of The mighty ducks is in this all you are missing is the cowboy dude Robertson, Goldberg the Gollie, and the girls and you’d be set. lol haha to bad this isn’t gonna be a real movie it be a great cast!!!! :)